hi.
ok, im gonna write a little blog so stork can have something to read tomorrow morning, as a token of appreciation for basically letting me catch up on 3.25 seasons of sopranos in a month.
oh, i can squeeze a couple anectodes for my blog due to me working out tonight. well, the first one isn't really an anectode. there's one chick that works at powerhouse that has been dubbed "butterface", for reasons that my regular blog readers should know. i don't think she's a butterface. her face is not bad. she could almost be an "anderface". maybe her body overshadows the rest of her. ok, then when i was driving home, i caught a few minutes of snoop dogg on "loveline". it was hilarious. adam corolla acksed him what kind of juice he liked to use in his gin and juice. he said "o, well, you KNOw, any ol' jizuice. ORange juice, PAHNapple juice, all sorts 'a juice." after recovering from laughing a few seconds later, i was like "wow, i should drink some gin and juice sometime". i always thought that the juice in "gin and juice" was like some type of ghetto special juice mix. nope, any old jizuice will do. i remember snoop dogg used to be #1 on my piya's top band/artists list back in my b96 days in 7th grade. i used to make b listen to "lodi dodi" when it came on in the car. snoop is cool. also they talked about how he's off the herb now. i think he said "dayum, lookit that piya. he gittin along jus' fine widout' his herb."
kris coffee
john gockman
paul edinger
what do these guys have in common? they are all awesome kickers for the football teams i will always (and only) root for (dgs, illini, bears). i know gockman only was noticed from the illini-osu game, but he almost made a 59 yarder, not to mention the 48-yard game winner. in college, field goals are not as automatic as the pros, so i was impressed. that is good. and paul edinger had his breakout game this past monday night. yes, i need al micheals to validate my praise of paul edinger. i guess the fact that he's on my fantasy team also makes me like him.
hahahaha i'm watching conan. they just had a fake whale come out and shoot a guy in a manatee suit, and then turn the gun on himself. only on conan's show would you see that. conan's face after that bit was hilarious.
oh yeah, bua's birthday is coming up on sunday. oh man, i don't know how TM will handle her turning 21. right now, we are stocking up on nets, helmets, pads, and sofa cushions.
oh man, i gotta edit my blog to add this. there was this piano comedian on conan. he plays this elevator music on his piano and makes jokes. its kinda weird and funny. one of the jokes was "there's this show on cbs called 'the amazing race'. is that show about white people?" hahahahahahahhahaha. even though im not white, i gotta give props to that joke. that was hilarious. i am amused by the simple jokes.
hmm, pretty decent blog, for not feeling like making one. if you liked this one, you can thank stork, otherwise it would never have happened. i guess i wouldve wrote about snoop, though. oh, yeah the kickers part i had in my head since saturday. um, yeah.
HAIKU ALERT!!!! HAIKU ALERT!!!!
Ah, this blog is done
I had some fun writing it
Now, close your browser
posted by mcpheeny 12:28 AM
ok, this will be the shortest (timewise) blog ever, since i have to go to work in 5 minutes.
-boo dgs (football)
-gockman is god
-dammit illini, i fully expected a win
-1 hour driving to work + 12 hours work + 8 hours sleep + .5 hours shower/brush teeth/put clothes in hamper = 2.5 hours of free time (which sucks)
-reading newspapers and magazines at work is cool
-bears will win tomorrow
-iron stomachs are cool
-laters
posted by mcpheeny 4:04 PM