oh yeah, deadline for the contest below will be dec. 30. THANKS FOR PLAYING.
posted by mcpheeny 2:00 PM
2ND EVER CONTEST BLOG
hello.
sorry for not posting in a while. well, b is home again which means one thing: i have to share food and internet with her now. so the popsicles are now being split by 3 people now (my dad, b, and me). and i can't just sit at the computer all the time anymore. maybe this is a good thing. here's my impression of b. clickety clackety clickety clackety. (our keyboard is noisy) anyways, i guess not much has happened lately. yay for everyone who finished finals and stuff. oh yeah, i had my office party tuesday. ummm, the good part for me was that i got to take a 30 minute break from work, while someone filled in for me. then i had to go back. the food was decent, but it kindof reminded me of cafeteria food. still, it was ok. ham, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cheesy potatoes, and a whole bunch of other stuff people brought that i didn't get to eat. no one ate my jello either. bitches. oh yeah, someone brought some of the best cookies ive ever eaten. i think you can buy them at jewel or dominicks or something. it was a cookie with white chocolate chips and tasted kind of cinnamony. does anyone know where to get those?
gwen stefani's stock has risen considerably in the last few months for me. the last 3 singles no doubt has released on the radio have been good. also, how she looks in the last part of their video "underneath it all" has contributed to her stock rising. if you havent seen it, she looks like she's not wearing any makeup, and she's wearing a white top and white skirt. and when the sun shines through, you can see the outline of her legs through her skirt....aaaaaaaaaaahhhh. that part is good. a few days ago, me and caddy talked about girls being "slutty hot" as opposed to "normal hot". gwen stefani has always been slutty hot, but that part shows she can be normal hot, too. being slutty hot is not as good as being normal hot, but better than not being hot. anyways, that new song is good. there's a line in the song that goes "there's a knock on my door, and i'm not gonna open it. i'm gonna close my eyes, and maybe it will go away." this is an approach that i sometimes take to work, which i shouldn't. i think that my coworkers do this more than me, though, so its ok.
well, i guess i should issue my second ever blog contest now. i've had this idea for a while, but i was too lazy to do it. but since ive been talking about gwen stefani, i might as well say it now. first ill give some background ramblings. for me, i think the best musical instrument in the world is the female voice. yes, even better than guitars. i seem to like girls singing in rawk music. also, stick a guitar in a chick's hands, and she gets an extra 2 pts in my rating scale. ok, there are six female musical performers in my very top tier (weird how it's the same number as with the band list). they can be either singers, play instruments, or do both. email me (poongbun@yahoo.com) with the list of 6 girls. again, ranking will count. this contest is void if less than 5 people submit, but that shouldn't be a problem hopefully, cause 5 people did my last contest. anyways, the prize will be a free drink next time we go out together again. or, it can be sunimono from nohana, which is very good (cucumber salad with raw seafood). man, i want one now. anyways, here are some hints.
1. criteria for being on list are: hotness, voice, instrument playing ability, coolness (as judged by interviews and stuff)
2. being in a group i like is major points. more like a requirement. making crappy music will likely exclude you. (so, britney is not on my list, even with her D-cup glory)
3. one artist is mentioned in this blog. and its not britney, because i just said she's not on my list.
4. pumpkins is probably involved
5. does not have to be a white band (this pretty much will give it away, so theres another one)
ok laters.
posted by mcpheeny 8:06 PM
jokes
ok, im writing another blog, because bua needs something to read at work. so ill make up some jokes from people's names.
knock knock.
whos there?
bua.
bua who?
don't cry!
knock knock.
whos there?
chico.
chico who?
chico-ing to buy some shoes.
knock knock.
whos there?
smythe.
smythe who?
smythe-urn to ride the horse.
knock knock.
whos there?
b.
b who?
b's a retard. hahahaha.
what do you call an asian guy that can throw a football far, but looks and smells like shit?
dennis poo
what do you call a tall white guy that just got back from manhole?
chris sore-cic
ok, i guess my jokes suck. if you don't get any of them (which is likely), make a comment, and ill explain it. of course, these are even less funny if you don't know who the person is.
i gotta rage yo.
posted by mcpheeny 10:32 PM
(ok, the following blog was supposed to be put up last night, but blogger was gay. here it is.)
happy birthday to dennis. if anyone in champaign reads this, give him 23 kicks in the nuts for me.
ok, blogger lost my 2 previous attempts to post this, and now im writing it all over again. dont worry, it will still have the same unrefined quality, even after a third time writing it. im using notepad now.
everytime i look at the clock, i get more depressed about going back to work tomorrow. what sucks is that i will have to make a 180 degree turn in my sleep schedule. on my off days, i usually go to sleep at 330 or 400 am (after charles in charge). tomorrow, i will have to wake up at 3:50 am. not good. oh yeah, our company christmas party is on tuesday. i have a feeling its gonna be the most broke christmas party ever. i hear about these other company parties having alcohol or raffles.... not ours. im bringing jello with fruit pieces for my christmas party. score. well, at least its going to be during work. oh yeah, bears won, yayaa. i know its better for them to lose, so they can get a higher draft pick, but its hard for me to root against them, even with that reason. the only exception is if they would have a better playoff situation by losing or something. jim mora: "playoffs? plehyoffs?!?!"
oh, yeah, i forgot to write about a funny thing from barleycorn in yesterday's blog. ok, i was sitting there, and i see 2 girls i don't know and another girl with her back turned towards me saying hi to chras and dundek. i thought the girl was some random ho. but then she turned around, and i saw it was buaaaa. and she came preloaded with rum! yay! it's like finding out an electrical appliance you bought came with batteries. anyways, good thing bua turned around, or i wouldve thought she was some random ho the whole night. hahahaha. ok, i guess this story isn't that funny, but me thinking bua is some random ho is kinda funny.
i think one of the best parts of going out to bars or other social gatherings, is saying hi to everyone when you first get there. and it's even better when the people saying hi to you have some alcohol in them already. then, you get an even louder "PIIIIYYAAA" or "AAAA" , and/or an extra long/hard hug.
yesterday, i did squats with dudo at powerhouse. i should do more of those. anyways, today my quads are sore. dudo's are too, but also his groin and ass is sore. so maybe i didn't do them right, or didn't do them hard enough. dudo says maybe my groin and ass isn't sore because of all my sexual activities. hahahaha. why didn't i think of that. hmmm, i would hope that only my groin, and not my ass gets a workout from banging, though.
one last thing. i should never be given cameras to hold. you will never get it back.
ok, laters everyone.
posted by mcpheeny 4:14 AM