happy birthday to goods.
i wish i didn't have to work. i haven't gone out in a while. oh well.
here's a funny disney joke i first heard from this book i'm reading (not a book about disney jokes):
Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?
Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was
going on and why he wanted a divorce. The attorney was shocked and told Mickey
that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.
The following week Mickey showed up and the attorney told him, "I've been
investigating your allegations and I don't think that you can prove that
Minnie is crazy."
"Crazy?" Mickey asked. "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
ruffruffruffruff.
oh, and if you go to the onion, there's a funny article about someone's mom finding out about his blog.
posted by mcpheeny 5:41 AM
hello.
tm day at chico and oiy's on saturday was fun. i had some good mac and cheese there, along with other consumables. also we played cranium. reminds me of the u of i days. also we played mario party. that game is quality.
i was flipping and saw that enrique video with mischa barton. what a bastard. that's the only way he could ever see her topless legally. not to mention making out with her topless. is the reason he's in jail in that video because he committed statutory rape? ok, i guess i'm just jealous. it should be illegal for 17 year olds to look like that.
viva la bam is an awesome show.
oh, i got the first season of three's company today. once seinfeld comes out on dvd, my life will be complete.
posted by mcpheeny 11:01 PM