ketchup
so according to my blog comments, ketchup and fried chicken is weird. i'm in shock. i really thought everyone ate ketchup with their chicken. all you non-ketchup + chicken eaters are freaks. freaks i tell you. anyways, i guess i haven't really paid much attention to people when they eat fried chicken though. anyways, it reminds me of this scene in seinfeld (courtesy of seinfeldscripts.com, it's like snpp.com for simpsons, but not as polished).
KRAMER: All right, so what're you saying? That we're wrong? Oh, everybody's wrong but you!
JERRY: You know, this is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!
KRAMER: Which one?
JERRY: They were all like that!
anyhoo, ketchup is the most versatile sauce. here are things i eat ketchup with:
corn (canned or cut from the cob)
turkey/ham/roast beef sandwich (actually not as much anymore)
steak/prime rib
fried fish
fried shrimp (if theres no cocktail sauce)
fried mushrooms/zucchini
onion rings
fries
hot dogs (yeah i know, but i put mustard too)
burgers
chicken sandwiches (breaded and skinless)
gyros
italian beef/sausage (hmm i guess pretty much anything you find at those hot dog/gyro places i put ketchup on)
theres probably more, but i can't think of any. i ::heart:: ketchup.
ALSO... i forgot to say this before. but there was this joke that i heard someone say (i think when tm hung out for christmas):
q: what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson?
a: neil armstrong walked on the moon....micheal jackson has sex with little boys.
i swear i made up that joke a year ago (a more vulgar version). i think i told it to dudo first... and i know i didn't hear it before that. i guess someone else made up that exact joke. but maybe i made a joke that's spreading...that would be cool. i doubt it though.
posted by mcpheeny 10:25 PM
hello.
so on saturday i played 3 mini-rounds of holdem. then sunday i played 2 normal rounds and a mini-mini round. i felt all pokered out by the end. i thought to myself "yeah, i'm definitely not gonna go play on tuesday". today i'm thinking, "i kinda wanna play, but i don't wanna drive all the way up there". i wonder what i'll be feeling tomorrow.
i got me a wireless router today. mostly so i can play xbox live and not have to switch out cables. also, because my cousin might move in the basement and wants to use internet down there. but now in my bass ackwards thinking, i now want to get a laptop so i can use it to surf anywhere in my house... like from the toilet. think of the endless reading material possibilities.
my coworker told me this test to see if you are going to develop carpal tunnel syndrome. make a fist, but tuck your thumb inside your fingers. then hold your arm straight out. now, keep your arm straight, but move your wrist straight down, kinda like pulling your thumb down. if there's pain running up your arm, you are in danger of having carpal tunnel. it's kinda hard to explain, but hopefully you understand what i mean. i did it, and im feelin a sharp pain in both arms. booooooo.
oh yeah, so i ate popeye's with chras, dan, dudo, and dennis. me and chras used ketchup with our chicken. dan, dudo, and dennis informed me that no one eats ketchup with chicken. i was seriously amazed by this statement. i thought a lot of people did. i coulda swore when i worked at popeye's, at least two thirds of the people asked for ketchup. i mean, why did we have a huge box of ketchup packets if people don't eat ketchup with fried chicken? so i'm gonna take a poll here. do you use ketchup with fried chicken? please indicate responses below in the comment box.
lates.
posted by mcpheeny 11:14 PM