to celebrate the tourney, how about some illini jokes (which i will proceed to make up within the next 5 minutes):
Q: what does an athletic, injury redshirt sophomore wing forward use when the power's out?
A: A Brian Candle
Q: what do you tell a hard-working junior center to do to warm up before an excercise?
A: James, Jog-ustine
Q: what does a smooth, all around junior point guard have to watch out for in the woods?
A: a Bear-on Williams.
Q: what do you say to a freshman center benchwarmer who's constipated?
A: Shaun, Poo-it.
Q: what do you call an athletic sophomore big forward who should've redshirted that flatulates frequently?
A: Warren Farter.
Q: what happens when a quick, instant energy guard who can shoot drinks a whole bunch of chocolate milk?
A: Pee Brown
Q: what do senior shooting guards who commit burglary do before they bang?
A: Lube-their Heads
Q: what do you call a consistent big man who can rebound, box out, and defend, and has a good attitude on the floor?
A: Nick Smith
go illini.
posted by mcpheeny 7:30 AM
hello.
finally. time for the greatest 3 weekends of the year. the best sporting event ever. featuring my favorite team in all of sports... wisconsin high school hockey featuring waukeesha south high school.
but those games aren't on tv, so i guess i'll watch the ncaa tourney instead. and i'll be in vegas for the first weekend, which probably will be cool. and although i'd rather watch important illini games by myself at home, its not often you get to go to vegas during one of its biggest weekends of the year. plus, the illini will have 4 more games after the first weekend anyway, so it'll be ok. and if they don't, i'll shoot myself in the face.
but for now, i'm up north in lovely oshkosh for training. there's not much to do here except drink. which i guess isn't all bad. one funny thing, i was watching the local news here (based in green bay), and one of the stories was "mcdonald's robbed", and they showed stock footage of a drive through window in one of their local mcdonalds. there's an intensive manhunt for him now. hope they find him.
and thanks to apt. 3c for letting me stay there.
posted by mcpheeny 10:19 PM
hello.
finally. time for the greatest 3 weekends of the year. the best sporting event ever. featuring my favorite team in all of sports... wisconsin high school hockey featuring waukeesha south high school.
but those games aren't on tv, so i guess i'll watch the ncaa tourney instead. and i'll be in vegas for the first weekend, which probably will be cool. and although i'd rather watch important illini games by myself at home, its not often you get to go to vegas during one of its biggest weekends of the year. plus, the illini will have 4 more games after the first weekend anyway, so it'll be ok. and if they don't, i'll shoot myself in the face.
but for now, i'm up north in lovely oshkosh for training. there's not much to do here except drink. which i guess isn't all bad. one funny thing, i was watching the local news here (based in green bay), and one of the stories was "mcdonald's robbed", and they showed stock footage of a drive through window in one of their local mcdonalds. there's an intensive manhunt for him now. hope they find him.
and thanks to apt. 3c for letting me stay there.
posted by mcpheeny 10:19 PM