hello.
just have to say a couple things:
that "paw & order : special canine unit" thing on sportscenter was one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen.
i could've been in zwans new video that they are shooting on saturday if i didn't have to work last night. BOOOOOO. or if i was awake this morning. or if i found out early enough to bribe one of my friends to get them. they were giving tickets to be in the shoot at all tower records since yesterday. what a waste of living in chicago.
BOOOOOOOOOOO.
posted by mcpheeny 5:47 AM
hello.
well, i wasn't gonna write a blog, because i am lazy and there is nothing to write about, but buuuaaa wanted me to, so i will.
might as well write about bua, since im drawing a blank. hmm i already said this in my "first time i met people" blog, but the first time i met buaaa was in thai sunday school at the wat. i think it was either bpaw 1 or 2 (grade). i remember our classroom was the stage. that was a classic room. i can't believe how much that place changed. anyways, i remember how bua would always laugh at stuff for minutes. yeah we'd all laugh too, if stuff was funny, but after a few seconds we'd stop, then all look at her still laughing. it was funny. but the laughing stopped and everything changed when she met "miguel" in 3rd grade. she dropped out of sunday school and became miguel's ho. basically miguel became the coolest kid in 3rd grade because he pimped bua out to the other kids to play chutes and ladders with them. why bua, why? answer: hi-c. bua would do anything for hi-c. especially double fruit cooler hi-c. so sometimes she would go over to miguel's house for some hi-c, but he'd only give her some if they could "explore" each others' bodies. this continued until high school. miguel paid for her implants (thats why she got tiggles). hi-c was her gateway drink, and she moved onto tequila. one day her mom found her and miguel in her bedroom, with a half-empty bottle of jose cuervo, and chutes and ladders in the middle of the room. knock knock knock, her mom came in. she screamed, and told bua's younger brother charlie (for all you non-TMers, bua really does have a brother named charlie, not all thai people have weird nicknames) to kick his ass. charlie said "no, i'm the class treasurer, im too important. plus i have to play horse with quentin richardson tomorrow in the garbage can, and i can't mess up my hand" (charlie went to whitney young). but it didn't matter, miguel was scared and ran out of the house, and buaaa never saw him again. but to this day, whenever bua leaves the house, her mom thinks she's drinking tequila with miguel. miguel was gone, which was good for bua, but she was still devastated. the sun was gone, but she had a light. that light was more tequila. but even better than more tequila was this group of people named chico, caddy, oiy, a, dow, don, jimmy, ada, and b. they all found out they were thai, and they all watched godfather 2, so they called themselves TM (or thai mafia). and then buaa started laughing again.
i could make a much better story, but im too lazy to spend that much time on it, haha. i just let the words flow. i didn't even know i was gonna write a story when i started writing. anyways, there are a lot of inside jokes, so if you don't think something is funny, that's why. ok laters, time for 3 more nights of work, boo.
posted by mcpheeny 4:07 AM