happy late birthday to chras.
also, thanks for arranging for that party, it entertaining. damn entertaining, i tell you. the hottie bartender at blyss now ranks as 2nd hottest bartender, behind short blonde haired brother's bartender of senior year. nothing really hilarious happened, (except me making a questionable alcohol-fueled wager) but it reminds me of other good (alcohol related) birthday moments:
- chras's 21st birthday: chras puking in toilet and screaming for the sweet release of death the whole time. then a possibly slightly inebriated vic wanting to call for an ambulance for chras, while level-headed joey hainaut talks him out of it. also dudo pukes in rod's bed (i think).
- my 20th birthday: was a school night. after watching rage perform on letterman, a few people decide to play quarters, leading to a couple people becoming really drunk (i.e. me and dudo). we then go into the lounge, where jimmy walks around with his pants/underpants down for many minutes. me and dudo walk to ISR really drunk. dudo accosts an african american female (actually happened another time, but it's funny). i pass out, while dudo proceeds to let the floor know he loves me. awww.
- dudo's 21st birthday: dudo almost achieves goal of 21 shots for 21st birthday. mario kart tournament was held, with an improbable performance from extremely drunk dudo wins tourney. jimmy exposes penis, which prompts dudo to throw water on it, as others look on in amusement or disgust (amusement for me).
- pavuuun's 21st birthday: smoked marijuana with chico out of turtle designed pipe. watched dj's david duchovny look-alike friend get drunk on buusch liite. bought a torta for rod, but ate it myself and was filled with shame. watched some guy try to seduce what looked like a high school girl in the whitey's apartment.
- my 21st birthday: ate lasagna before going out. brought plastic bags in case i puked. went to brother's, which had a special on jager shots. drank many shots of jager. threw up on 2nd floor of brothers, while strangers looked on in disgust. used plastic bags to wipe my mouth. then passed out. apparently threw up more in my bed, and found dried up bits italian sausage the next day.
there are tons more, but i don't have time to write them all.
posted by mcpheeny 2:53 PM
happy birthday to dudo.
posted by mcpheeny 4:38 PM
happy birthday to dudo.
posted by mcpheeny 4:38 PM