hello.
so i got the #1 pick in the mcnown league draft and was doing analysis on whether to draft manning or ladainian with it (6pt/passing td league), when i got burnt out and decided to play madded instead to clear my mind (yes, my life is tough). you know how in the beginning of ea sports games now, they have random players/coaches/cheerleaders from that sport saying "ea sports, it's in the game"? well, once i start it up, none other than ladainian tomlinson shows up on my screen (in his pro bowl uniform no less) saying "ea sports, it's in the game", then showing a highlight of him diving over the goalline. could be a sign.
the ron zook era will officially start soon. it's gotten me excited about illini football again. looks like hes gotten some good recruits already for next year. for this year, it looks like even winning 4-5 games will be tough, due to how stacked the big 10 is, but next year they'll be good. it even made me buy ncaa 2006, which i've determined is way better than madden this year. i knew this game was awesome when i had to suspend steve weatherford a couple games because the police had to visit pay him a visit for a domestic abuse incident at his apartment at 2:00 AM (not making this up).
i also saw american wedding this week (most of it anyway). this is the best part:Jim's Dad: "Love is very difficult to describe. And I understand the angst. I mean, it's your wedding. And it's natural. It's perfectly natural."
Michelle: "But it's impossible to describe a feeling."
Jim's Dad: "Okay, first, nothing is impossible. So, let's not focus on that. Why do you think, Michelle, they call it 'making love'?"
Michelle: "I don't know. I just call it boning."
Jim's Dad: "Boning. Well, when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not, um, boning, how does he make you feel?"
Michelle: "Horney, like I wanna bone."
Jim's Dad: "But we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear."
Michelle: "Oh, you've never tried it?"
Jim's Dad: "I centainly have. I have. I've boned, from sunrise right through brunch, on more than one occasion. But, but, boning aside, um, I think they call it 'making love' because you have to make love work. You know, it's about compromise and sacrifice. And I think Jim has sacrificed for you. My god, he shaved his entire pubic region, which would baffle most cultures around the world. But, but, he did it, and, and, and he did it for you."
Michelle: "You're right. Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls. Thanks, Dad."
Jim's Dad: "I, I, I wouldn't get into too much detail on that."and see, i told you guys band chick was hot.
posted by mcpheeny 8:55 PM