you know, i haven't written in my blog for a while, due to a couple reasons.
1. scared my new co-workers would somehow stumble onto my blog and read stuff about me.
2. didn't really feel like writing in it (this is the main reason).
so a couple of days ago i read some archives of my blogs for old times sake. some good times in there. i read a story about stork i totally forgot about that was hilarious. so maybe i'm starting to begin to feel like writing some blogs nowadays. i'm writing one now, aren't i. anyways, heres what subjects i would have written a blog about had i been in blog writing form this year :
who actually still checks this blog, anyway?
NOTE: in chronological order:
-moved back to illinois/got a new job
-illini got jobbed
-cubs blow
-my job sucks and is boring
-sox are good
-bought new golf clubs (they're awesome)
-shakira is hot
-world cup
-another installment of stork the playa chronicles
-karaoke revolution = surprisingly fun
-nelly furtado is hot
-my job is aight now, actually
-tailgating at sox games are awesome
-50% off sushi at teezuki
-sox suck
-cubs still blow
-my job is pretty cool now, actually
-thai mafia vacation at a water park in the sconz ...we also went to super walmart
-return of choose your own adventure???
-yay, vic moves closer
-boo, chras moves away
-it's fun to cook food outside at dudo's townhouse
-almost got into a brawl with the group ahead of us while golfing (rolling with 3 guys pushing 60: my dad, a nan, and na preeda)
-go bears
-yay fantasy football is here
-i hate freddy bynum
-i bought a condo (thanks vira)
-i financed a condo (thanks rich)
-racist survivor is awesome (but that's because i watch survivor anyways)
and here's the innocuous story from my blog that cracked me up:Sunday, February 13, 2005
the following event occurred last night at approx. 11:30 PM at Buzz:
Stork, me, Olivia, and Dudo are standing around.
Stork and I have a side conversation:
Stork: Should I go talk to those girls at the bar?
Me: Yeah
Stork: What should I say?
Me: I dunno, something good.
Stork: Ok.
Stork approaches a girl wearing a white baseball cap. 5 minutes pass as me, Dudo, and Olivia engage in conversation.
Stork walks back towards the group and has a side conversation with me.
Stork: Ok, that didn't go too well.
Me: Oh really, why not?
Stork: They totally don't appreciate me.
Me: What did you say?
Stork: I asked her about her hat and she got all mad for some reason.
Me: Oh really, that sucks.
Stork (to Olivia): Hey Olivia, would you be mad if i asked you about your hat? (Olivia is wearing a fun white hat.)
Olivia: What? (It is loud and hard to hear in this place)
Stork: Would you be mad if I asked you about your hat?
Olivia: What about it?
Stork: No, because I went up to that girl over there and asked her about her hat and she got all mad at me for some reason.
Olivia: Ohh, no I wouldn't be mad.... Why, what did you say to her exactly?
Stork: I asked her why the hell she was wearing a hat.
Laughter is had by all.
posted by mcpheeny 3:42 PM
just so my blog doesn't turn into smythe bliggins.
posted by mcpheeny 8:44 PM